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Monday, November 10, 2014

Zombie Christmas

A Christmas Song for Now 


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"Zombie Christmas" adapted from Robert L. May, 1939
You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most packin' reindeer of all?
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Rudolph the hard-assed reindeer
Had a very shiny AK-47
And if you saw him shoot it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him Lame
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They never let poor Rudolph
Use the North Pole target range
Then one zombie Christmas Eve
Santa came to say,
"Rudolph with your gun so near
Won't you guard my ride tonight?"
Then all the reindeer loved him
And they shouted out with glee,
"Rudolph the well-armed reindeer
You'll go down in NRA history!"
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2014

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